My name is Alexis, and i'm basically a 21 year old frat boy stuck in a 20 year old #mixed lesbian girls body.

teamrealmadrid:

Plantilla del REAL MADRID para la Temporada 2014/2015 

swanqueenbeat:

#NO BUT YOU GUYS #LOOK AT HOW REGINA LOOKS AT EMMA #LOOK AT HER #ARE YOU LOOKING? #YOU’RE NOT ARE YOU??? #WHY NOT?? #OH I KNOW WHY! #BECAUSE IT FUCKING HURTS #THAT’S WHY #AND YOU KNOW WHAT? #I DON’T FUCKING BLAME YOU FOR NOT LOOKING AT SOMETHING THAT IS SO GODDAMN INTENTIONAL IT FUCKING HURTS #FUCKING FUCK #sigh #swan queen is going to kill me

anyaserebryakova:

Parallels.

cristinaya:

Shine bright like a washed nintendog image

blxckbiird:

spaghetti-western-wannabe:

blxckbiird:

spaghetti-western-wannabe:

blxckbiird:

spaghetti-western-wannabe:

blxckbiird:

spaghetti-western-wannabe:

So I can either bake these cookies at 400 degrees for 10 minutes or 4,000 degrees for 1 minute.

nick nO THAT’S NOT HOW YOU BAKE COOKIES FRIEND

FLOOR IT?

NICK NO

HOW ABOUT 4,000,000 DEGREES FOR 1 SECOND

NICK YOU ARE GOING TO BURN YOUR HOUSE DOWN

I’M GOING TO HARNESS THE FUCKING SUN TO MAKE COOKIES

NICK P L E A S E

gaysexinchurch:

if I get a bad english grade im sending this to my teacher

gaysexinchurch:

if I get a bad english grade im sending this to my teacher

'Orange Is the New Black' star Laverne Cox to appear on 'Faking It'

hesterhigh:

Laverne Cox will guest star in an upcoming season-two episode of MTV’s Faking It,EW has learned exclusively.

The Emmy-nominated Orange Is the New Black star will play Margot, a Hester High alum and the director of the school’s elite drama club. Demanding, intense, and full of herself, Margot is a big fish in a small pond—in her mind, at least. While holding auditions for the drama club, Margot puts hopefuls through a ghastly series of exercises, all designed to strip them down to their cores.

Aside from the upcoming third season of OITNB, Cox will also guest-star on Bravo’s new series Girlfriends’ Guide to Divorce.

Faking It returns Sept. 23 at 10:30 p.m. on MTV.

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hermoines:

it is sep 1st so basically happy halloween

blastortoise:

it’s so weird that people are shaming Beyonce for being sexual during her performance when literally in the speech in flawless says “We teach girls that they cannot be sexual beings in the way that boys are." Like how do you miss the point that bad