ive done the math and zayn maliks face is…. *takes off spectacles* my god…*lowers clipboard* zayn maliks face is scientifically ….. hella fine
when someone shows you the receipts of your fav being problematic
Seriously Simon you need to stop calling me two seconds after I’ve just finished a gig and used up all my energy spending three hours doing the same pose over and over again and then walking out of the shoot to go fly to Miami so I can tap some random birds and fire hydrants for more energy because I already tapped every bird and fire hydrant in Southern California and when I tap those birds and fire hydrants I don’t get any energy anyway so I have to drag myself back to the photoshoot and the photographer is oblivious to the fact that I just up and walked out and just keeps taking pictures that I never even get to see. You are seriously the manager from hell and my social life is a mess because my so called girlfriend just calls me out of the blue and says we should break up and she’s basic anyway and has no appreciation for all the bottles of wine I buy and the fancy ass dinners where she insults my outfit and then we go straight to kissing because that’s apparently a sign of a healthy relationship in this town.
But yeah I’ll take the gig.
liams hair in the midnight memories video
pour up (ZAYN)
head shot (ZAYN)
sit down (ZAYN)
stand up (ZAYN)
pass out (ZAYN)
wake up (ZAYN)
You wake up, ZAYN
Post up, ZAYN
Ridin’ round in it, ZAYN
Flossin’ on that, ZAYN
This diamond, ZAYN
My diamond, ZAYN
This rock, ZAYN
My rock, ZAYN
ball is life
Do you ever have suCH A GOOD FAN FICTION IDEA
YOU CAN’T FUCKING WRITE IT BECAUSE THIS IDEA IS SO GOOD IT DESERVES AT LEAST 65,293 WORDS AND YOU KNOW YOU CAN’T GIVE IT THAT.
how did jay make it through her vows with those fine ass white boys that are her son’s band mates sitting there, i would’ve been like i johannah, take thee liam to be my lawfully wedded fine ass bitch in richness and health
hook is wearing different clothes
*sees newer bts pics*
Having a ship shoved down your throat because it’s the most popular in a fandom ಠ_ಠ
Having your own ship violated in fanfiction for the sake of the popular ship ಠ_ಠ
Having posts about your ship hijacked by the popular ship ಠ_ಠ
Getting really fucking tired of hearing about the popular ship and then being asked how you can dislike it so much ಠ_ಠ
if i hate your team, i hate your team.
dont try and say, “you’re just jealous that we have some of the best players in the league.” i dont care and im not jealous.
i just hate your team.