My name is Alexis, and i'm basically a 21 year old frat boy stuck in a 19 year old #mixed lesbian girls body.

apicturesqueplace:

giggleshrug:

pour up (ZAYN)
head shot (ZAYN)
sit down (ZAYN)
stand up (ZAYN)
pass out (ZAYN)
wake up (ZAYN)
faded (ZAYN)
faded (ZAYN)

You wake up, ZAYN
Post up, ZAYN
Ridin’ round in it, ZAYN
Flossin’ on that, ZAYN
This diamond, ZAYN
My diamond, ZAYN
This rock, ZAYN
My rock, ZAYN

me: this fic fucked me up so bad and i cried for hours
me: here read it

adverber:

ball is life

glutenfreewaffles:

Do you ever have suCH A GOOD FAN FICTION IDEA

AND THEN

YOU CAN’T FUCKING WRITE IT BECAUSE THIS IDEA IS SO GOOD IT DESERVES AT LEAST 65,293 WORDS AND YOU KNOW YOU CAN’T GIVE IT THAT. 

when i'm attracted to a guy character: you stupid nerd i love u i wanna kiss
when i'm attracted to a girl character: oh my god you beautiful queen you are untouchable pls step on me

nialllhoran:

how did jay make it through her vows with those fine ass white boys that are her son’s band mates sitting there, i would’ve been like i johannah, take thee liam to be my lawfully wedded fine ass bitch in richness and health 

darthsavior:

darthsavior:

hook is wearing different clothes

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*sees newer bts pics*

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jimzuccofromit:

Having a ship shoved down your throat because it’s the most popular in a fandom ಠ_ಠ

Having your own ship violated in fanfiction for the sake of the popular ship ಠ_ಠ

Having posts about your ship hijacked by the popular ship ಠ_ಠ

Getting really fucking tired of hearing about the popular ship and then being asked how you can dislike it so much ಠ_ಠ

henriqueadam:

if i hate your team, i hate your team.

dont try and say, “you’re just jealous that we have some of the best players in the league.” i dont care and im not jealous.

i just hate your team.

Going back to school in September

jayma-jones:

Teacher - did you do anything nice during Summer?

Me - oh yeah, I went to L.A, New York, Miami and did a bunch of photoshootsimage

barfpop:

before discovering lana del rey

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after discovering lana del rey

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mugidoazul:

Never underestimate my ability to find the lesbians in all forms of media.

catceleste:

hey can someone send me some recs for novel-length fics that are specific to my stringent tastes and are completed with an ending i approve of