My name is Alexis, and i'm basically a 21 year old frat boy stuck in a 19 year old #mixed lesbian girls body.

nialllhoran:

how did jay make it through her vows with those fine ass white boys that are her son’s band mates sitting there, i would’ve been like i johannah, take thee liam to be my lawfully wedded fine ass bitch in richness and health 

darthsavior:

darthsavior:

hook is wearing different clothes

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*sees newer bts pics*

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jimzuccofromit:

Having a ship shoved down your throat because it’s the most popular in a fandom ಠ_ಠ

Having your own ship violated in fanfiction for the sake of the popular ship ಠ_ಠ

Having posts about your ship hijacked by the popular ship ಠ_ಠ

Getting really fucking tired of hearing about the popular ship and then being asked how you can dislike it so much ಠ_ಠ

henriqueadam:

if i hate your team, i hate your team.

dont try and say, “you’re just jealous that we have some of the best players in the league.” i dont care and im not jealous.

i just hate your team.

Going back to school in September

jayma-jones:

Teacher - did you do anything nice during Summer?

Me - oh yeah, I went to L.A, New York, Miami and did a bunch of photoshootsimage

barfpop:

before discovering lana del rey

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after discovering lana del rey

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mugidoazul:

Never underestimate my ability to find the lesbians in all forms of media.

catceleste:

hey can someone send me some recs for novel-length fics that are specific to my stringent tastes and are completed with an ending i approve of

bri3x:

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meanplastic:

Kim getting ready for her first Pop Glam campaign.

zaynandharrypls:

If I could only fight harry just once

alejandrosabella:

do i want brazil or germany to lose the semifinal more