My name is Alexis, and i'm basically a 19 year old frat boy stuck in a 20 year old #mixed lesbian girls body.

spookyenema:

updated 

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spookyassliam:

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theongreyjoys:

i’ve been on tumblr for 2 years now why dont i have a group of friends that tag me in things and have inside jokes with i mean cmon 

irisparry:

occupation: still going on and on about captain fucking america

kobetyrant:

O M G

kobetyrant:

O M G

xiumeme:

guys… if someone in your inbox says they are linking you to a 5SOS video… DO NOT CLICK THE LINK!!!!!! its not a virus or anything but 5SOS sucks dont click it. Reblog so others know.

julianbunetta:

*drake voice* cause you’re 1d af and you know it

*smokes pumpkin spice blunt bc fall is here*
Anonymous asked:
Can we talk about Dinah? I'm in the mood for some Dinah love. My dash is seriously lacking that rn and I know that you're like the perfect person to go to for Dinah love

dinahjine:

IWJFKD YES WE CAN UM I DONT EBEN KNOW WHERE TO START THROW A TOPIC GO

Waiting for Beyoncé to perform

beautifullynamed:

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mcish:

"the beatles were the best band to ever live" 

lol …. ok….the jonas brothers though? 

spoopyharry:

ive done the math and zayn maliks face is…. *takes off spectacles* my god…*lowers clipboard* zayn maliks face is scientifically ….. hella fine

candiestewart:

when someone shows you the receipts of your fav being problematic

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kylebenjaminross:

Seriously Simon you need to stop calling me two seconds after I’ve just finished a gig and used up all my energy spending three hours doing the same pose over and over again and then walking out of the shoot to go fly to Miami so I can tap some random birds and fire hydrants for more energy because I already tapped every bird and fire hydrant in Southern California and when I tap those birds and fire hydrants I don’t get any energy anyway so I have to drag myself back to the photoshoot and the photographer is oblivious to the fact that I just up and walked out and just keeps taking pictures that I never even get to see. You are seriously the manager from hell and my social life is a mess because my so called girlfriend just calls me out of the blue and says we should break up and she’s basic anyway and has no appreciation for all the bottles of wine I buy and the fancy ass dinners where she insults my outfit and then we go straight to kissing because that’s apparently a sign of a healthy relationship in this town.
But yeah I’ll take the gig.

kylebenjaminross:

Seriously Simon you need to stop calling me two seconds after I’ve just finished a gig and used up all my energy spending three hours doing the same pose over and over again and then walking out of the shoot to go fly to Miami so I can tap some random birds and fire hydrants for more energy because I already tapped every bird and fire hydrant in Southern California and when I tap those birds and fire hydrants I don’t get any energy anyway so I have to drag myself back to the photoshoot and the photographer is oblivious to the fact that I just up and walked out and just keeps taking pictures that I never even get to see. You are seriously the manager from hell and my social life is a mess because my so called girlfriend just calls me out of the blue and says we should break up and she’s basic anyway and has no appreciation for all the bottles of wine I buy and the fancy ass dinners where she insults my outfit and then we go straight to kissing because that’s apparently a sign of a healthy relationship in this town.

But yeah I’ll take the gig.